Jah, sain oma postkasti kurva sõnumi – mister Jack Parkinson on haiglas suremas. Küll mitte Parkinsoni tõppe, vaid vähki.
Ent see pole Jacki ainus mure. Tema nimelt on haiglas mediteerides aru saanud, et pole oma pika ja kasuahne elu jooksul hoolinud kellestki ega millestki peale oma äri. Sestap ongi Jack oma sugulastele nende pärandiosa juba kätte jaganud ning toetab nüüd ülejäänuga kõikvõimalikke heategevusfonde. Kuid sugulased, nagu ikka, ei vaata niisugusele laristamisele sugugi hea pilguga. Enamgi veel, raha, millega see moodsa aja Ebenizer Scrooge oma sugulaste abil head teha üritas, võtsid sugulased küll tema jooksvalt arvelt välja, kuid bulgaarlastele edasi ei toimetanud. Nüüd otsibki Jack Parkinson häid inimesi, kes ta kadedate sugulaste eest ärapeidetud raha kasutada aitaksid:
Dear Beloved,
This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. Firstly, I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any pain.
My name is Mr. Jack Parkinson, a European merchant. I have been diagnosed with Prostate and Esophageal cancer that was discovered very late due to lack of caring for my health. It has defiled all form of medicine and right now, I have only about a few months to live according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business.Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I use to say to my self that if God should give me a second chance I would live differently from how I have lived. I was meditating on my hospita l bed and something told me that G
I know my time is near, that’s why I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as some few close friends.So far, I have been able to give alms to a few charity organizations in the U.A.E, London, Sudan, Zimbabwe I gave donations to the Global Fund for Children, GCF and I met two people over the internet that have successfully distributed my funds to charity organizations in their country. Now my health is deteriorating so badly, I really need you to help me distribute the last of my fortune. I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth.
You might be wondering why I did not pick my close relatives for this task, but I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and donate the money there to a charity organization in Bulgaria. They closed the account but refused to donate the money to the organization, but instead shared the money amongst themselves. From the way they are acting around me, something tells me they wan
Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be content with what I have left for them.The last of my money which is a huge cash deposit that I have with a security firm will be put in your care if only you will agree and are capable of seeing this through. I want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations of your choice and let them know that it is I Mr. Jack Parkinson that is making this generous donation. I am writing this from my laptop computer in my hospital bed where I wait for my time to come. I pray for you to support and assist me with a good heart. I hope we can build a relationship based on trust because I want to do this by all means possible before I die.But the choice is yours Please you can contact me through this email address: parkinsonjack47@yahoo.com.hk
Be blessed my beloved,
Mr. Jack Parkinson
Ausõna, sellelt neegrilt, kes nii toreda ilukirjandusliku loo välja mõtles, küsiks lausa autogrammi 🙂 Kahju, et neil seal Nigeerias oma Kultuurkapitali ei ole ning kohalikud kirjaduskorüfeed end spämmi koostamisega elatama peavad 🙁
Muidugi ei ole ka võimatu, et kiri pärinebki Hongkongist, nagu Jacki meiliaadress näitab. Ehkki mulle isiklikult meeldiks Aafrika versioon rohkem 🙂