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Minuga võttis ühendust ÜRO peasekretär isiklikult 🙂

Ban Ki-Moon kirjutab nimelt, et pidas 7 kuud Nigeeria pealinnas Abujas ÜRO peasekretäriga (ma saan nii aru, et siis iseendaga) koosolekuid ning otsustas kompenseerida rahalise kahju, mida paljud isikud on petuskeemides kandnud. Näib, et justnimelt mina olen üks 221-st õnnelikust, kellele ÜRO on otsustanud joosvale arvele kanda pool miljonit dollarit, kusjuures ma ei pea isegi tõendama, et mult üldse raha on varastatud. Vastupidi, mul palutakse kogu lugu salajas hoida ning saata oma andmed kähku Londonisse, Iirimaale, et nende põhjal mulle tÅ¡ekk välja saata.

Ups, ega ma vist poleks pidanud seda kirja siia lisama ka:

Dear BENEFICIARIES.

SCAMMED VICTIM/$500,000 BENEFICIARIES.
REF/PAYMENTS CODE: 02007 $500,000,00.USD.
This is to bring to your notice that We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with the secretary to the UNITED NATIONS. On this faithful recommendations, I want you to know that during the last U.N. meetings held at Abuja, Federal Republic of Nigeria, it was alarmed so much by the world in the meetings on the lost of funds by various individuals to scams artists operating in syndicates all over the world today.

In other to compensate these victims, the U.N Body is now paying 221 victims of this operators $500,000,00.USD each in accordance with the U.N recommendations.

Due to the corrupt and in-efficient Banking Systems in Federal Republic of Nigeria, the payments are to be paid by UNION BANK PLC as corresponding paying bank under funding assistance by United Nation body.
Benefactor will be cleared and recommended for payment by UNION BANK PLC Nigeria.According to the number of applicants at hand, 184 Beneficiaries has been paid, half of the victims are from the United States ,we still have more 37 left to be paid the compensations of $500,000,00.USD each.
Your particulars was mentioned by one of the Syndicates who was arrested as one of their victims of the operations, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to him for any reason what so ever as the U.S. secret service is already on trace of the other criminals.

So keep it secret till they are all apprehended.Other victims who have not been contacted can submit their application as well for scrutiny and possible consideration. You can receive your compensations payments via, DRAFT/CHEQUE PAYMENTS.
You are advised to contact Dr. Davidson Moor of UNION BANK PLC, as he is our representative in Nigeria, contact him immediately for your Cheque/International Bank Draft of $500,000,00.USD This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose ok? so he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice.
Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you.
Contact Person: Dr. Davidson Moor
Director,International Banking Dept
UNION BANK PLC
Email: uniontransferhomeplc1@london.ir

Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Hoping to hear from you as soon as you receive your payment.
Making the world a better place.

Regards,
Mr. Ban Ki-MoonSecretary General (UNITED NATIONS).
SCAMMED VICTIM/REF/PAYMENTS CODE: 02007 $500,000,00.USD.

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